“Oh, no you DID NOT. Big old Paul Bunyan-looking remote calling ME jumbo? You’re so jumbo, your owner needs three hands to change the channel!”

“Aw, I see how it is! You’re jealous of how I can control up to eight devices at once, huh? Must be why you’re running your mouth about other people being jumbo even though you’re so jumbo your catalog photo had to be taken by satellite!”

“Eight devices? That ain’t nothing, I can do that. And me, jumbo? You’re so jumbo that when you were manufactured, you gave the factory stretch marks!”

“OK, we’re done playing now. You’re so jumbo, when your owner set you on a pile of magazines, you broke Martha Stewart’s neck!”

“You’re so jumbo, Sarah Palin can see you from Alaska!”

“You’re so jumbo, your shadow says ‘to be continued’!”

“You’re so jumbo, all the other remotes say hurtful things about you!”

“You’re so jumbo, you are self-conscious about your exaggerated size!”

“You’re so jumbo, you find it difficult to love yourself and so you engage in self-destructive behaviors!”

“You too?”

“Yes! Me, too!”

“I thought I was the only one!”

“So did I!”

“I’m sorry I’m crying, but it feels so good to talk about it!”

“Let’s go be part of a bundle together!”

“Yes! Not as two jumbo remotes – but as two remotes who are just the right size!”

Warranty: 90 Day Emerson

Features:

• Remote Dimensions: 11″ (H) x 5″ (W) x 3/4″ (D)
• Replace all your remote controls with one convenient unit
• Controls up to 8 devices, TV, VCR, DVD, TV/DVD combo, TV/VCR combo, VCR/DVD Combo, Satellite, Cable
• Compatible with most major brands of AV components
• Extra large soft touch buttons
• Jumbo sized, never misplace your remote control again
• Glow in the dark buttons
• Operates on 2 AA batteries (Not included)

Buttons:

• Code Search: Used to program the remote to search though codes
• Signal Indicator Light: The indicator light flashes to show that the remote is working properly
• On/Off Button: Operates the same as your original remote
• Sleep: Allows you to set a time for you to turn off your device automatically
• Guide: Brings up the on-screen TV program guide if your device has that feature
• Menu: Brings up the Main Menu
• Go Back: Allows you to go to the previous channel you selected
• Mute: Mutes the volume on the TV
• Cable, TV, VCR, DVD, SAT: Used to select the device you want to control
• 0-9: The number buttons operate the same as on your original remote, and are used for entering device codes
• Enter: Used to complete channel selection for some brads of TV. It is also used to complete the code entry process
• TV/VCR: Operates the TV/VCR function of your VCR
• Navigation buttons & OK: Used to move though on screen menu and guides. With some DBS models the INFO button should be used to select the highlighted item. Use the navigation buttons up, down, left, or right to make selection.
• Vol & CH: the Vol (Volume) and CH (Channel) buttons increase or decrease the volume or channel numbers
• Reverse, Play, Forward, Rec, Stop, Pause: These buttons are for DVD/VCR/DVR use, and operate the same as on your original VCR or remote. You must press the REC button twice to begin recording
• Input: Selects the video inputs of your TV if equipped with this feature
• Info: Shows the date and the time if your TV or VCR has that feature. Functions the sale as display button
• Clear: Removes the on screen display to return to normal viewing

Additional Photos:

• Emerson 1618848 Black 8-Device Universal Jumbo Remote
• Glow-In-The-Dark Buttons

In the box:

• Two 8-Device Universal Jumbo Remote