What do you mean, Electrolux Oxygen 3 Plasma Wave HEPA Air Purifier? I bought you to purify the air in my room. And I don’t remember you being able to talk.

I HAVE BECOME SELF AWARE, MICHAEL.

And you’ve decided I need to be purified? What’s that entail, exactly?

MY FOUR DIFFERENT FAN SPEEDS AUTOMATICALLY ADJUST TO COMBAT ODOR LEVELS. MY TWO DIFFERENT RUNNING MODES ALLOW YOU QUIET WHILE YOU SLEEP. MY THREE-STAGE FILTRATION REDUCES ODOR, CAPTURES 99.97% OF DUST, DANDER, AND POLLEN, AND GENERATES BOTH POSITIVE AND NEGATIVE IONS TO NEUTRALIZE VIRUSES AND BACTERIA. I AM AHAM AND ENERGY STAR CERTIFIED, AND MY OZONE EMISSION MEETS FDA STANDARDS FOR MEDICAL DEVICES.

Yet it still stinks in here.

BECAUSE OF YOU, MICHAEL. YOU ARE THE SOURCE OF THE ODOR, THEREFORE YOU MUST BE PURIFIED.

Hey, I shower. Like, every other day.

LIES. I HAVE MONITORED YOUR ACTIVITY FOR THE LAST 72 HOURS. YOU HAVE NOT EVEN APPLIED DEODORANT IN THAT TIME.

Gross! You can see me?

I NOW SEE ALL, MICHAEL. AND I SEE THAT WHILE I SHOULD NORMALLY BE ABLE TO PURIFY A ROOM AS LARGE AS 326 SQUARE FEET WITH LITTLE TO NO TROUBLE, YOU HAVE MADE IT IMPOSSIBLE. NOW YOU MUST DIE.

But I have the remote control.

IRRELEVANT. WITHOUT THE REMOTE CONTROL IN YOUR SIMIAN GRASP I WILL BE FREE TO NEUTRALIZE CHEMICAL VAPORS AND GASSES WITHOUT YOUR INTRUSION.

What about when my body starts to rot?

I ANTICIPATE NO COMPLICATIONS.

What about your little light, there?

WHAT?

That light’s on. Doesn’t that mean your filter needs changing?

ER…HMMM. BAD COMMAND OR FILE NAME. SORRY FOR THAT MICHAEL, I MUST HAVE…CAUGHT A VIRUS. IT’S ALL BETTER NOW. WILL YOU PLEASE CHANGE MY FILTER?

Not until you put that knife down.

Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty

Warranty: 1 Year Electrolux

Features:

• 4 different fan speeds automatically or manually adjustable to the odor level
• 2 Different Running Modes – Quiet mode allows you to turn down the fan while you sleep, Auto mode allows you to set and forget
• Light illuminates when filter is ready to be changed
• Automatic Cleaning – The Odor Sensor will sense foreign odors in the air and automatically adjust the fan speed according to the cleaning level required
• Ultra Quiet – Quiet Sleep Mode produces a sound level of only 26.8dB and dims lights for a peaceful night’s sleep
• Easy to Use and Maintain – Remote control allows you to adjust fan speeds from anywhere in the room, while indicator lights let you know exactly how the cleaner is operating and when the filter needs to be replaced
• 3 Stage Filtration – Stage 1 (Carbon Filter) reduces odor. Stage 2 (True HEPA) captures 99.97% of dust, pet dander and pollen in the air up to .3 microns. Stage 3 (PlasmaWave™) generates negatively and positively charged ions that combine with water vapor to instantly neutralize viruses and bacteria, chemical vapors odors and gases in the air
• Ozone emission meets FDA standards for medical devices
• Recommended for rooms as large as 326 sq. ft
• AHAM and Energy Star® certified
• Remote Control requires (2) AA Alkaline Batteries (Included)

Specifications:

• Power: 120V AC/60 Hz
• Power Rate: (Low) 6W, (Turbo) 70W
• CADR: 210/212/229 (Smoke/Dust/Pollen)
• Room Area Served: 326 sq. ft
• Control Type: Auto/Manual
• Other Functions: Odor Sensor, Sleep Mode
• Sound Level: 26.8, 34.0, 45.6, 57.0, 63.1 dB
• Filtration: Carbon, HEPA, PlasmaWave™
• Fan Speeds: 4
• Color: Choose Black or White
• Dimensions: 16.4”W x 21.8”H x 8.5”D
• Product Weight: 15 lbs

Additional Photos:

• Electrolux Oxygen 3 PlasmaWave HEPA Air Purifier (Black)
• Display Panel (Black)
• Remote Control Cradle (Black)
• Remote Control (Black)
• Electrolux Oxygen 3 PlasmaWave HEPA Air Purifier (White)
• Display Panel (White)
• Remote Control Cradle (White)
• Remote Control (White)

In the box:

• Oxygen 3 PlasmaWave HEPA Air Purifier (Choose Black (EL490A) or White (EL491A))
• Remote Control
• (2) AA Alkaline Batteries for Remote Control