I get so sick of people at school asking me if I have two TV tuners like the 650PCI. And just today, my own grandma asked me why I can’t pick up FM radio stations like the 650PCI. So what if I can’t? Just because I don’t have hardware MPEG-2 compression, a motion adaptive 3D comb filter, noise reduction, and edge enhancement, does that mean I don’t have feelings?

Why can’t they just accept me as I am, diary – 600PCIe, warts and all? My sister and I both allow viewing, pausing, and recording live TV in full HD. We both feature PVR functionality complete with an electronic programming guide. We can both convert video to various portable media player formats, and you can access our programs from any broadband-connected computer.

But no. Everybody always wants to compare, to tear me down for not being everything my sister can be. But just you wait, diary. Someday somebody’ll need a tuner that fits a PCI Express slot – and then this lowly 600PCIe will show that 650PCI that she’s not so great. Someday, diary. Someday

Warranty: 1 Year ATi

Features:

• Watch, pause or schedule recordings of your favorite TV programs in HDTV
• Find your favorite programs with the advanced Electronic Programming Guide
• Convert video to fill your portable media player or stream to your media center extender device
• Access your PVR from a broadband-connected computer with AMD LIVE!™ On Demand

ATI TV Wonder HD 600 PCI Express Hybrid Tuner:

• Over-the-air Digital TV/HDTV (ATSC)
• Clear-QAM Digital HD Cable
• Over-the-air/Cable Analog TV (NTSC)

ATI TV Wonder HD 650 Combo PCI Tuner:

• Over-the-air Digital TV / HDTV1 (ATSC)
• Over-the-air / Cable Analog TV (NTSC)
• Clear-QAM (unscrambled) Digital HD Cable
• FM Radio

ATI TV Wonder HD 600 PCI Express Video Processing:

• Software MPEG-2 Encoder
• Automatic Color Control
• Automatic Gain Control

ATI TV Wonder HD 650 PCI Video Processing:

• Hardware MPEG-2 compression
• Motion Adaptive 3D Comb Filter
• Automatic Color Control
• Automatic Gain Control
• Noise Reduction
• Edge Enhancement

ATI TV Wonder HD 600 PCI Express Input Connectors:

• F-Type Coax input for Analog TV (NTSC)/Digital or HDTV (ATSC or Clear-QAM)
• S-Video input
• Stereo audio input
• Composite video input

ATI TV Wonder HD 650 PCI Input Connectors:

• F-Type Coax input for Analog TV / FM Radio
• F-Type Coax input for HDTV (ATSC or Clear-QAM)
• S-video input
• Stereo audio input
• Composite video input

Additional Photos:

• ATI TV Wonder HD 600 PCIe
• ATI TV Wonder HD 600 PCIe TV In, S-Video, Composite, Audio
• ATI TV Wonder HD 600 PCIe Box
• ATI TV Wonder HD 650 PCI
• ATI TV Wonder HD 650 PCI TV In, AV In
• ATI TV Wonder HD 650 PCI Box

Operating Systems:

• Windows XP Home Edition
• Windows XP Professional Edition
• Windows XP Media Center Edition 2005
• Certified for Windows Vista

System Requirements:

• 512MB of system memory, 1GB recommended for Microsoft Vista
• Sound Card and speakers
• DirectX 9 or better graphics card
• Cable TV signal or amplified antenna for NTSC TV signals
• Amplified antenna for ATSC HDTV signals
• Installation software requires CD-ROM drive
• DVD Authoring requires DVD Burner
• DVD decoder is included with ATI Catalyst Media Center

Connection Bus:

• ATI TV Wonder HD 600: PCIe
• ATI TV Wonder HD 650: PCI

In the box:

• ATI TV Wonder HD 600 PCIe or ATI TV Wonder HD 650 PCI (Your Choice)

Down in the cabin, he could her the sound of Petunia Nonrecurring waking from her late afternoon nap. Sonny smiled; had it just been this morning when they had met? He had been buying a D-Link 300Mbps 802.11n Wireless LAN/Firewall 4-Port Router for his network, and she had been looking for the new Phil Collins cassette. And now, he could not imagine his life without her, just as he could not ever again imagine using a plugged in network.

With her, just as with his D-Link 300Mbps 802.11n Wireless LAN/Firewall 4-Port Router, he felt so free, so happy, like his life would never again be untethered or move at a 300 Mbps data rate. His joy, and his internet experience, would be maximized, and work with computers, game consoles, media players, and his poor broken heart.

Sonny Justice had never believed in love at first sight. For a moment, maybe he had. But the he found the letter in her purse, by accident. The letter that said she was working for Don Expensivo. The letter that meant he had to be a cop, and not a man.

Sonny watched the last rays of the sun disappear. Below, he could see Petunia coming up the stairs. Behind him, he could hear the shouts of his partner, Tubbs Purebottom. In a moment, it would become a terrible night. But for a few seconds, a few precious seconds, it was still a nice day.

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty

Features:

• 4-port Router
• 300 Mbps data transfer rate
• Share Internet access with other PCs, game consoles and media players
• Wireless N technology outperforms 802.11g networks
• Parental controls to supervise Internet activity
• Built-in QoS Engine enhances Internet experience
• Two external antennas to maximize the speed and range of your wireless signal
• Easy to secure and setup

Product Requirements:

• Windows Vista/XP SP2/Windows 2000 SP4
• Mac OS X (v10.4)
• Internet Explorer v6 or Mozilla Firefox v1.5
• CD-ROM drive
• Network interface card
• Cable or DSL modem
• Subscription with an Internet Service Provider (ISP)
• Available power outlet

Standards:

• IEEE 802.11n (draft 2.0)
• IEEE 802.11g
• IEEE 802.3
• IEEE 802.3u

Device Interface:

• Four (4) 10/100 LAN ports
• One (1) 10/100 WAN port

Antenna Type:

• Two (2) External Reverse SMA antennas

Security:

• Wi-Fi Protected Access (WPA, WPA2)

Advanced Firewall Features:

• Network Address Translation (NAT)
• Stateful Packet Inspection (SPI)
• VPN Pass-through / Multi-sessions PPTP / L2TP / IPSec

Device Management:

• Internet Explorer v6 or later
• Mozilla Firefox v1.5 or later
• Other Java-enabled browsers

LEDs:

• Power
• Status
• WAN (10/100)
• WLAN (Wireless Connection)
• LAN (10/100)
• Internet Status

Unit Dimensions:

• 1.2×7.6×4.6-inches (H x W x D, approximate)

Regulatory Approvals:

• FCC
• CE
• C-Tick
• WEEE

In the box:

• D-Link 802.11n Wireless LAN/FireWall 4-Port Router
• Power adapter (100-120V 0.4A, 50/60 Hz)
• Ethernet cable
• Stand
• Installation CD

You see, rich men who never grew up will pay a lot of money to capture Pokémon that someone has already tied to a tree. Sure, it’s borderline illegal, and it’s frowned upon by real sportsmen and Pokémon enthusiasts, but money talks, right? And so I go out every weekend and use my Pokémon indoor sleeping bag to find and attract the rarest Pokémon I can find, then haul them back to my little fenced in pen so Team Rocket can whip out the Pokéballs and snag a Shiny Charmander before brunch is over. They always look so proud. Like they’ve finally accomplished something. Which, of course, they haven’t, but who cares, right?

Because people like that, they don’t want to be out in the living room all night, covered in fake leaves and Psyduck musk. That’s why my skills are in such high demand. I know just where to make camp, quietly, and I sleep light. That’s how I caught my first Jigglypuff, you know. I was a young man, using my Pokémon indoor sleeping bag as a comforter on my twin sized bed, and suddenly, there she was! I was so astonished, I could barely hold the Pokédex! But I got her, and she’s been mine ever since. Of course, right now she works as a dancer in that club across town. Brings in extra cash I use for beer money. She cries a little sometimes, but she’s a trooper.

Disgusting? Hey, these things were bred to fight each other! They don’t even speak except their name! How narcissistic is that? You ask me, a Squirtle’s better off in my camp than out there in the wild. At least they serve a purpose my way. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to spread out my Pokémon indoor sleeping bag and get ready. I’ve heard there’s a Geodude behind the fridge and I’ve got a meeting with a banker in the morning. He’s gonna be so happy to have a trophy like this.

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty

Recommended Ages: 4 Years +

Features:

• Great for sleepovers, parties or road trips
• Made of warm, soft and safe taffeta
• Opens into a comforter that fits twin size bed
• Safe for machine wash and dry
• Hollow fiberfill for warmth and total comfort
• Includes self-repairing zipper
• Insulation: 29 oz Polyester
• Dimension (zipped): 27.5” x 49” (W x H)
• Dimension (unzipped): 55” x 49” (W x H)
• Cover: Printed Soft Polyester
• Lining: Taffeta
• Weight: 1.85 lbs

Additional Photos:

• Pikachu Slumber Bag (Front)
• Pikachu Slumber Bag (Back)
• Turtwig, Chimchar, Piplup and Pikachu Slumber Bag (Front)
• Turtwig, Chimchar, Piplup and Pikachu Slumber Bag (Back)
• Palkia & Dialga Slumber Bag (Front)
• Palkia & Dialga Slumber Bag (Back)
• Starly Buneary Cherrim & Piplup Slumber Bag (Front)
• Starly Buneary Cherrim & Piplup Slumber Bag (Back)

In the box:

• Pokémon Slumber Bag (Choose Design: Pikachu; Turtwig, Chimchar, Piplup and Pikachu; Palkia & Dialga OR Starly Buneary Cherrim & Piplup )

Don’t you know, GFM 35mm Camera with Power Zoom? Everything’s gone digital now. It’s a new world of megapixels and SD memory cards that can hold hundreds of pictures at a time. A new photographic utopia has been built on the bones of your primitive world with USB interfaces and red-eye reduction.

You must think you’re really something, striding in here using “film”. Takes a bold camera to belly up to the bar with your 30-55mm zoom range and 24×36 mm frame format along side all these young ‘uns. Automatic film advancing and power rewinding? You’d be hard pressed to find anybody in this bar who’d know what that is. I bet you’ve got some pretty interesting stories of how photos were made back in the old days.

What’s that, you say? You’re still useful? With as much moxy as you’ve got, I don’t doubt that for a second. Tell you what, old timer. Lemme buy you a drink. You can tell me more about the old corner photo labs. I love a good history lesson.

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty

Features:

• Automatic film advance
• 30-55mm zoom range
• F9.5-12.5 (3-element lens)
• Focus free
• Tripod socket
• Uses 35mm film (ISO 100, 200, 400 speed) (film not included)
• Uses 2 AA batteries (not included)

Specifications:

• Camera type: 35mm film, motorized camera with power zoom
• Frame format: 24×36 mm
• Lens: f30 to 55mm range zoom, aspherical lens
• Focus: fixed focus, 1.2 to infinity
• Viewfinder: real image, zoom, clear viewfinder
• Flash: Built-in. Auto and fill in modes.
• Shooting range: Outdoors 1.2m ~
• Film advancing: automatic
• Film rewinding: Power rewinding
• Dimensions: 122×83 x 74mm

In the box:

• (1) 35mm Camera with Power Zoom