What, a little snow piles up and I lose my rights as a taxpayer? No, my car’s staying right here until I’m damn good and ready to move it. You had to dig your car out to go somewhere anyway. And you better not so much as smudge my windshield in retaliation. Because the second anybody lays a hand on my property, I take my little friend here out of my pocket, and things get serious.

Whoa! Whoa! Who said anything about guns? I was talking about my Kodak C190 digital camera. With its 12MP resolution, 5x optical zoom, and 2.7” LCD, it’s perfect for documenting acts of vandalism for use in future court proceedings. Maybe I’d catch you in the act in 30fps, 640×480 VGA video. Maybe I’d use the panorama features to stitch together a full-surround tableaux of the devastation your key wreaked on my paint job. Don’t try to get away with it under cover of darkness, either. These streetlights offer plenty of light for the 1600 ISO setting.

Now, are you gonna run along and find somewhere else to park, or do I have to get into the in-camera image enhancing and editing functions? Hey, put that hose away. Stop it – stop spraying my car! Are you nuts? I don’t want your “free car wash”! The wind chill’s like 16 below! My car’s going to be covered in a sheet of… impenetrable… ice…

OK. Fine. You win. I’ll move. The spot’s all yours. Enjoy it. But if you think I’ll forget this, you’re crazy, Mom.

Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty

Warranty: 1 Year Kodak

Features:

• 12 Mega Pixels, 3968 × 2976 resolution prints up to 30 × 40 in.
• 5X optical zoom (35 mm equivalent: 35–175 mm) gets you closer to your subjects without reducing image quality
• Capture video in VGA 640 x 480 resolution at 30 fps
• Smart capture, analyzes the scene and adjusts the settings for you
• Face detection locates faces and automatically adjusts camera settings
• Reduce blur caused by camera shake, subject movement, or fast-action situations. Automatically minimizes the effects of camera shake to deliver clearer, sharper pictures
• Capture details in low light conditions and fast action situations with a 1600 ISO
• On-camera picture enhancing, cropping, undo-delete, picture rotation, and self-timer

Specifications:

• Sensor type: 1 / 2.3 in. CCD
• CCD total pixels: 12.7 MP (4164 × 3050)
• Effective pixels: 12.3 MP (4096 × 3016)
• Zoom: 5X optical zoom, 5X continuous digital zoom, 0.2X increments
• Lens: 35–175 mm (35 mm equiv.), f/3.0–4.8
• Shutter speed: 8–1/1400 sec
• LCD: 2.7 in. (6.9 cm) indoor/outdoor color display, 960 × 240 (230K pixels)
• Storage: 32 MB internal memory available, SD/SDHC card expansion slot

Additional Photos:

• Red Kodak C190 Detail
• Red Kodak C190
• Red Kodak C190 Top View
• Red Kodak C190 LCD
• Red Kodak C190 Battery Compartment
• Red Kodak C190 Box
• Blue Kodak C190 Detail
• Blue Kodak C190
• Blue Kodak C190 Top View
• Blue Kodak C190 LCD
• Blue Kodak C190 Battery Compartment
• Blue Kodak C190 Box
• Silver Kodak C190 Detail
• Silver Kodak C190
• Silver Kodak C190 Top View
• Silver Kodak C190 LCD
• Silver Kodak C190 Battery Compartment
• Silver Kodak C190 Box

Auto focus:

• Focus Type: TTL-AF
• Focus range normal (wide): 0.6 m–infinity; (tele): 0.9 m–infinity
• Focus range macro (wide): 0.10–0.70 m; (tele): 0.80–1.0 m
• Focus range landscape: 10 m–infinity
• Focus modes: auto, macro, infinity
• Auto focus zones: multi-zone AF (5 zone), center zone AF

Exposure control:

• ISO sensitivity auto 64–400
• ISO sensitivity manual: 64, 100, 200, 400, 800, 1600
• Metering modes: TTL-AE, multipattern, center weighted, center spot
• Compensation: ±2.0 EV with 1/3 EV steps
• AE (Auto Exposure) lock: when S1 locked
• White balance: auto, daylight, tungsten, fluorescent, open shade

Flash:

• Range: 0.6–3.2 m at wide, ISO 200
• Range: 0.9–2.0 m at tele, ISO 200
• Modes: auto, fill, red eye reduction, off

Shooting specifications:

• Drive modes: self-timer (2 sec./10 sec.), 2-shot
• Face Detection: yes
• Shooting modes: Smart Capture, program (P), scene, sport, close-up, blur reduction, video
• Scene modes: portrait, night portrait, landscape, night landscape, panorama R-L, panorama L-R, snow, beach, text, backlight, museum/manner, fireworks, high ISO, children, flower, self-portrait, sunset, candlelight
• Click to capture flash off: < 0.4 sec. (wide), < 0.7 sec. (tele)
• Click to capture flash on: < 0.7 sec. (wide), < 0.9 sec. (tele)
• Shot to shot: < 1.3 sec. until buffer full

Still capture:

• Still format: JPEG/EXIF v2.21
• Compression: JPEG standard
• Color modes: high, natural, low, sepia, black and white
• Review options: select all, tag, print, e-mail, protect, slideshow, properties
• Editing: KODAK PERFECT TOUCH Technology, crop, copy, rotate picture, add date stamp

Picture size:

• 11.8 MP (3968 × 2976)—4:3
• 10.5 MP (3968 × 2640)—3:2
• 8.8 MP (3968 × 2224)—16:9
• 6.2 MP (2880 × 2160)
• 3.1 MP (2048 × 1536)
• 2.2 MP (1800 × 1200)—3:2
• 2.1 MP (1920 × 1088)—16:9
• 1.2 MP (1280 × 960)

Video capture:

• Format: QUICKTIME motion JPEG with audio recording
• Quality: VGA (640 × 480) at 30 fps, QVGA (320 × 240) at 30 fps
• Length: continuous based on memory capacity, up to 4 GB max
• Review options: select all, tag, e-mail, protect, print, slideshow, properties
• Editing: make picture, trim, action print (9-up), copy

Share:

• One-touch upload, favorite

Custom settings:

• Share button, LCD brightness, image storage, set tag, camera sounds, red-eye reduction, date and time, video out, language

Physical specifications:

• I/O interface: USB 2.0
• Power: 2 AA Ni-MH batteries, 2 AA lithium batteries, 2 AA alkaline batteries
• Dedicated buttons: power, shutter, flash, mode dial (Smart Capture, program, scene, sport, close up, blur reduction, video) zoom, delete, menu, review, info, share, 5-way controller
• Tripod mount: ¼ in. standard
• Dimensions: W × H × D: 3.7 × 2.5 × 1.2 in.
• Weight: without batteries: 129 g

Compatibility:

• Direct printing: PictBridge-enabled
• Software: works with KODAK EASYSHARE Software

System Requirements:

WINDOWS

• WINDOWS OS XP SP2 or later
• VISTA
• WINDOWS 7
• INTERNET EXPLORER 6.0 or higher

MACINTOSH

• MACINTOSH OS X 10.4 or higher
• SAFARI 1.1 or higher

Hardware

• 1.4 GHz processor or higher
• 1 GB RAM
• 300 MB hard drive disk space available
• CD-ROM drive
• USB v1.1 or higher
• 1024 × 768 display resolution

In the box:

• Kodak Easyshare C190 Digital Camera (Choose Red, Blue, or Silver)
• Kodak Rechargeable AA Batteries
• Battery Charger
• Wrist strap
• USB cable
• User Guide with KODAK EASYSHARE Software

“Yes, hi, english? Do you speak… oh, thank God, you don’t know how hard it is to find someone at the Yugoslavian airport who speaks… no, sorry, I understand you’re busy, but I need some help here. My name is Spice, Spice Jarrs, and I work for Tark Industries. Yes, that’s right, the weapons manufacturer. I’m calling because… yes, that’s it exactly, our CEO is somewhere in your airport looking for his bag. Well, bags, really, because Mr. Tark never does anything without at least two different backup plans. Did I just hear an explosion? Wait, wait, don’t transfer me, please don’t transfer-”

“Hi, english? Oh, bless you. I’m with Tark Industries, I was saying, and my CEO needs his bag. Yes, I know you’re being attacked by a guy with laser whips and a woman made out of lava and parakeets but just trust me, it’s very very important our CEO get one of his bags. It doesn’t matter which, they’re all designed to be checkpoint friendly, so they’ll be very easy to… yes, thank you, please write it all down. They’re all going to be Ohmetric 3-in-1 Workstation Bags.

The first one is a shoulder case. It’s going to have straps, and a hidden security pocket and it can stand upright. No, no, don’t look inside, it’s very personal what’s in there, just bring it to him when you find it. There’s a padded lining and a hardshell exterior, so it will be fine. There’s a back pocket too, and it could hold… well, I guess a fifteen inch laptop. Goodness, what’s the yelling all about? A gorilla with a flaming sword and a giant mosquito woman? Well, can you maybe hide under the desk and keep working? I really need to get my boss at least one of his bags as quickly as possible.

Okay, the next option is a backpack. You’ll also be seeing a lot of pockets on this one, and you’ll be able to fold out a lapdesk for work. Yes, it’s about four pounds when empty, but right now it’ll feel a bit heavier. And when you pick it up, it’ll make some clanking noises, like metal rubbing together. No, no, again, do not open it for any reason, just get it right to Mr. Tark. He’ll take it from there. Wait, wait! I don’t care if the lava and parakeet woman is smashing your cubicle, do not transfer me! Do not! Don’t you dare, don’t you…! Ugh.

Hello? English? Wonderful. I’m looking for my boss’… oh, you’ve got all the details I gave the last gentleman? Fantastic! Listen, there’s one more case, the last one is a standard workstation briefcase, designed to be carried one handed or over the shoulder. It’s just like the others, easy access to papers and a hardshell… oh! Oh! You’ve got it? You’ve got it right there? Oh, Mr. Tark will be so pleased! Oh, sir, you’ve got to find him, you’ve got to get it to him right away! No, no, if you get fired we will hire you at… in fact, what are you making now? Is that monthly? Annually? Really? I’ll hire you right now as Mr. Tark’s personal assistant. Yes, yes, full benefits too. And 401K. Look, can we talk about this later, I’ve got to get that case to… yes, you’ll have a variety of plans for you and your spouse, and you can review them at your leisure. And retirement options as well. Oh, honestly, that’s an HR question, just get him his stupid Ohmetric 3 in 1 Workstation Bag!

Well, of course he’ll be easy to find, sir, just head to the Admiral’s Club and look near the bar. And please tell him to contact Ms. Jarrs as soon as he’s able. Thanks so much, really. Oh, don’t burn yourself on the parakeets.

Warranty: Lifetime Allsop

Choose one, two or all three of the following Ohmetric 3 in 1 Workstation Notebook Cases (One per order):

Workstation Shoulder Case Features:

• Checkpoint Friendly, designed so that it will produce a clear and unobstructed image of the laptop when undergoing X-ray screening
• Padded and contoured straps reduce strain on neck and shoulders
• Reduces stress and fatigue by keeping heaviest items centered in shoulder case
• Easy one handed access to your essential items
• Hidden security pocket keeps valuables close to body
• Luggage handle compatible
• Stands upright for accessibility
• One handed buckle for easy access and sliding function for overstuffed situations
• Hardshell platform protects your laptop through security
• Padded lining and hardshell exterior protects your laptop from drops
• Fits up to 15” laptops
• Mobile organizer attaches to a seat back tray for quick access to your necessities
• Back pocket organizes papers and books
• Multiple pockets for easy organization
• Mobile organizer and mobile platform connect for easy travel
• Dimensions: 5.5” D x 16.5” W x 13” H
• Weight: 4.3 lbs
• Product Video

In the Box:

• Workstation Shoulder Case
• Hardshell Case
• Travel Bag

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Workstation Backpack Features:

• Checkpoint Friendly, designed so that it will produce a clear and unobstructed image of the laptop when undergoing X-ray screening
• Reduces stress and fatigue by keeping heaviest items close to body
• Padded and contoured straps reduce strain on neck and shoulders
• Light interiors and see through mess help locate items quickly
• Luggage handle compatible
• Hidden security pocket keeps valuables close to body
• Stands upright for accessibility; keeps shoulder straps clean
• Ergonomic lap desk keeps you cool, comfortable, and mobile
• Hard shell platform protects your laptop through security
• Padded lining and hardshell exterior protects your laptop from drops
• Fits up to 15” Laptops
• Mobile organizer attaches to a seat back tray for quick access to your necessities
• Back pocket organizes papers and books
• Multiple pockets for easy organization
• Mobile organizer and mobile platform connect for easy travel
• Dimensions: 9.5” D x 14” W x 18” H
• Weight: 4.3 lbs
• Product Video

In the Box:

• Workstation Backpack
• Hardshell Case
• Travel Bag

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Workstation Briefcase Features:

• Checkpoint Friendly, designed so that it will produce a clear and unobstructed image of the laptop when undergoing X-ray screening
• Padded and contoured straps reduce strain on neck and shoulders
• Reduces stress and fatigue by keeping heaviest items centered in shoulder case
• Easy one handed access to your essential items
• Hidden security pocket keeps valuables close to body
• Luggage handle compatible
• Stands upright for accessibility
• One handed buckle for easy access and sliding function for overstuffed situations
• Hardshell platform protects your laptop through security
• Padded lining and hardshell exterior protects your laptop from drops
• Fits up to 15” laptops.
• Mobile organizer attaches to a seat back tray for quick access to your necessities
• Back pocket organizes papers and books
• Multiple pockets for easy organization
• Mobile organizer and mobile platform connect for easy travel
• Dimensions: 5.5” D x 16.5” W x 13” H
• Weight: 4.3 lbs
• Product Video

In the box:

• Workstation Briefcase
• Hardshell Case
• Travel Bag

Yeah I’ve been really looking for a way to keep myself completely inundated with sports news lately, so I snagged this ESPN 4-Device Universal Remote 2 Pack. It’s been exactly what I needed to avoid all the strain of day-to-day living. I don’t pay bills, I don’t open my mail, I just plop down on the couch, open another can of nacho cheez dip, and get to watching.

I mean, it’s not just sports, either. I can control my DVR, DVD player, TV, basically any four devices I have running. And with these three ESPN channel buttons I never have to glance at a TV Guide again to find my sports fix. So, really, this other one is just kind of taking up space.

No, you can’t have it. Because I paid for it. I think it’ll just be my failsafe or something, in case the two AAA batteries, which were not included, wear out.

I can’t tell you how excited I am to catch all the NHL, Soccer, and MMA highlights. Not to mention all the women’s sports! WNBA, Women’s College Basketball, Field Hockey, Volleyball, I’m sure one of these buttons is for the ESPN channel dedicated to all that stuff!

Warranty: 1 Year North American Licensing

Features:

• Remotely operate up to four home entertainment devices
• Easy-to-use keys for instant control of DVD and PVR (or DVR) components
• Allows you to consolidate your original home entertainment remote controls into one easy-to-use product
• Three dedicated ESPN channel buttons, ESPN, ESPN2, and ESPNU
• Direct code setup for easy device programming
• Step-and-Set code search and Code Verification for an alternate way to program devices
• Operates on 2 AAA alkaline batteries (Not Included)

Additional Photos:

• ESPN 4-Device Universal Remote – 2 Pack
• ESPN, ESPN U, and ESPN 2 Buttons
• Packaging

Key Chart:

• LED (red light) blinks, the remote control is working and (after programming) is sending signals
• VCR/PVR,DVD,CBL/SAT, or TV once to select a desired home entertainment device to control
• ESPN, ESPNU, ESPN2 program the ESPN channels (or another favorite channel)
• POWER once to turn on or off the selected device.
• Keypad (1 ~ 9 and 0) to directly select channels (e.g., 009 or 031)
• TV/VID to switch the TV’s input to view TV or video programs
• ENTER once after entering the channel numbers on some TVs
• GUIDE to display your selected device’s program guide or setup menu
• EXIT to exit fromyour selected device’s guide or menu
• INFO to display the current channel and program or on-screen directory
• Cursor Keys to move the cursor in the program guide and menu screens
• SELECT (OK) to choose options from your selected device’s menu or guide
• SUBTITLE once to display (or turn off) subtitles or closed captions, if available on your DVD player or cable/satellite service
• SLEEP to set the sleep timer on a selected device if equipped with this feature
• CH Up (or CH Down) to select the next higher (or lower) channel
• PREV returns device to the previously selected channel
• MUTE once to turn the sound off or on
• VOL Up (or VOL Down) to raise (or lower) the sound volume
• REW,PLAY, FWD,PAUSE,or STOP to control your VCR, PVR (or DVR), or DVD player
• REC record a VCR or PVR (or DVR) program
• SKIP F. or SKIP R to view the next or previous chapter on a DVD
• PIP to switch the Picture-In-Picture on or off (if available on your TV or cable service)
• SWAP to switch images and sound between the main and window pictures (if available on your TV or cable service)
• FREEZE to hold the current image still on the screen. Press again to resume the action

In the box:

• 2 North American Licensing Game Changer ESPN 4-Device Universal Remotes
• 2 User Guides