Well, to heck with everybody. I’ll throw my own birthday party. That’s right! In fact, I’m already throwing one with my two best friends, these refurbished red and black Gateway 10.1” Netbooks with Windows 7! They love me. They care about my special day. Isn’t that right, Mr. Black Gateway?

That’s right! We’d never leave the warehouse without your clever writeups and wonderful way with words. It’s fantastic people like you that love our 1.GHz Intel Atom Processor and 250 GB SATA hard drives, and we just wanted to show you how much we appreciate you on the day you were born! So, get ready to party, ‘cause these 6-Cell Lithium Ion provide us hours of birthday fun!

Awww. Thanks, Mr. Black Gateway. That was so sweet of you to say. What’s that, Mr. Red Gateway? Did you want to say something?

I sure did! Those other people that forgot your birthday are just jerks. It doesn’t take an Integrated Webcam to see just what an integral part you play in the inner workings of this business. Why, I want to broadcast just how awesome you are live on the Internet via my 802.11b/g Wi-Fi networking or 10/100 Ethernet LAN! We can even save all the pictures on to a memory card with my Multi-in-1 Digital Media Card Reader so that the memories last a good long time!

Gee, you guys are the best. Who needs real friends and co-workers who forget the most important day of my year when I have you guys to keep me company just like the voices in my head!

Wait! What’s that noise? Someone’s coming into the office! Gasp! I bet it’s a surprise party! They didn’t want me to come in to do writeups! They planned a surprise party just for ME! Okay, don’t let on. Gotta remember to act surprised. Here they come.

OMG YOU GUYS REMEM-

Oh, it’s the just you, Mr. Janitor. Didn’t mean to scare you. Well, a surprise birthday urinal cake is better than no cake at all, I guess.

Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty

Warranty: 90 Day Gateway

Features:

• Intel Atom Processor N270 (1.6GHz, 533MHz FSB, 512KB L2 Cache)
• 10.1” SD WSVGA High Brightness LED-backlit Display (1024×600 resolution)
• 1024MB DDR2 533MHz SDRAM Single Channel Memory
• 250GB SATA hard drive
• 802.11b/g Wi-Fi CERTIFIED
• 6-Cell Lithium Ion (5200mAh)
• Intel Graphics Media Accelerator 950 and Mobile Intel® 945GSE Express Chipset
• 3 USB 2.0 ports with a VGA Connector
• Multi-in-1 Digital Media Card Reader (Memory Stick, Memory Stick Pro, MultiMediaCard, Secure Digital, xD-Picture Card)
• 10/100 Ethernet LAN (RJ-45 port)

Specifications:

• Processor: Intel Atom Processor N270 (1.6GHz, 533MHz FSB, 512KB L2 Cache)
• Operating System: Genuine Windows 7 Starter
• Display: 10.1” SD WSVGA High Brightness LED-backlit Display (1024×600 resolution)
• Memory: 1024MB DDR2 533MHz SDRAM Single Channel Memory
• Hard Drive: 250GB SATA hard drive
• Wireless Network: 802.11b/g Wi-Fi CERTIFIED
• Power Adapter: AC Adapter
• Application Software: Microsoft Works, Microsoft Money Essentials, Microsoft Office Home and Student 2007 (60-day complimentary trial period)
• Battery: 6-Cell Lithium Ion (5200mAh)
• Chassis: Chassis with Intel Graphics Media Accelerator 950 and Mobile Intel 945GSE Express Chipset
• Dimensions (System): 1.03” (H) x 10.17” (W) x 8.04” (D) or 26.4mm (H) x 258.5mm (W) x 204mm (D)
• External Ports: (3) USB 2.0, VGA Connector
• Keyboard and Mouse: Keyboard with Multi-Gesture Touchpad
• Media Card Reader: Multi-in-1 Digital Media Card Reader (Memory Stick, Memory Stick Pro™, MultiMediaCard, Secure Digital, xD-Picture Card)
• Network: 10/100 Ethernet LAN (RJ-45 port)
• Security Software: Norton Internet Security 2009 (60-day trial) & Gateway Recovery Management
• Sound: High-Definition Audio Support, Built-In speakers, Microphone, Headphone (with Dolby Headphone Technology)/Speaker/Line-Out Jack
• Web Camera: Integrated Webcam
• Weight: 2.95 lbs. (1.33 kg) system unit only / 3.26 lbs. (1.48 kg.) box

Additional Photos:

• Gateway 10.1” Netbook Black Detail
• Gateway 10.1” Netbook Red Detail
• Gateway 10.1” Netbook Black
• Gateway 10.1” Netbook Red
• Gateway 10.1” Netbook Left Profile
• Gateway 10.1” Netbook Right Profile
• Gateway 10.1” Netbook Keyboard

In the box:

• Gateway 10.1” Netbook
• Power Adapter
• 6 Cell Battery

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